nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

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killerkanye:

this post is the worst she was genuinely talking to her dad and yall make it some creepy lana del rey shit smh

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subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

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1 day ago 141,679 notes

When my best friend is asking me for advice on what to text her ex

whatshouldwecallme:

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godwoon:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

gtfoyourcomputer:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

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9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

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hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

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OH

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HOLY PISSING HELL

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MY CHILD

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"There’s a brief moment when you first wake up where you have no memories, a blissful blank slate, a happy emptiness, but it doesn’t last long and you remember exactly where you are and what you are trying to forget."

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blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

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pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

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kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

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2 days ago 179,629 notes

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

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holdmypurse:

White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election

Ah my favorite post on this site makes rounds once again

keep it going for ‘16

LMFAO

best post of all time

Lmaoooo

Lmfaooooo wow they’re actually cryingggg

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"Love who you love while you have them. That’s all you can do. Let them go when you must. If you know how to love, you’ll never run out."

- Ann Brashares, My Name Is Memory (via observando)

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better-than-kanye-bitchh:

when you get into a fight with your mom and your dad doesn’t take your side

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